A Pocket Euro-Atlantist Dictionary
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Think tanks, EU and NATO institutions … what do they all have in common? A specific and elaborate language deceptively familiar to the ear yet not so easy to understand in it’s inherent subtlety. To make reading of future texts on Kali Tribune easier, we offer our readers a short and concise dictionary of some key terms.
Change – Chaos
Public outcry – NGO report
Chaos – stable political situation when NGO reporting (n) is n<1
Managing Change – Inciting, maintaining and exploiting Chaos
Jobs & Growth – Glass pearls of various colors that dangle appealingly when your shake them before stupefied native’s faces
Challenge – Catastrophe
Catastrophe – When Challenge is not taken
Migration – Amalgam of Change, Jobs & Growth and Challenge that is always more than sum of it’s parts
Middle East – Ground zero
Europe – Soon to be Ground zero
“More Europe” – Less Europe
“Less Europe” – Not gonna happen
Brexit – Elaborate joke
Business community – Hip club with cool Masonic vibe
Terrorism – Critically acclaimed prime time TV show
Crisis – Challenge getting real challenging
Refugees crisis – see Challenge, Crisis, Migration
Democracy deficit – National sovereignty of (n>0) degree
Egoism – see National sovereignty
Barbed wire on borders (“unacceptable”, “not a solution”, “like Middle Ages”, “Nazi”) – NGO’s being underfunded, see Sovereignty, Egoism
Holocaust – God that made it big time (see, Business community)
Right-wing politician – Public official exercising a (n) degree of autonomous decision making if and only if n>0
Vladimir Putin – A pedophile who fathered all Right wing politicians
Climate Change – Unobservable fact that doesn’t exist but undeniably looms over us all
Hate speech – Opening of the mouth with firm resolve to deny someone a blowjob
ISIL, ISIS – Eden Capwell & Cruz Castillo , see Terrorism
Sustainable development – Ascending by descending
UN summit on (…) – International gaming convention
Think Tank – People in suits typing on laptops
NATO – Media corporation from Brussels, see Terrorism, ISIL, Challenge, Change
Deconstructing of (Syria, Afghanistan, EU …) – A prime time NATO soap opera based on Think Tank typing the script, see Challenge, Change
Mindless bloodshed – Same as Deconstructing of (…) but without end credits
Tolerance – Change of indigenous people, see Challenge
UN Agenda (insert number) – Recyclable toilet paper
Open market – Fairytale, see Climate Change, Business community, Jobs&Growth
Liberalization – Business community hosting a live gig while charging audience a ticket to get out
