COP21 is over, “the science has spoken”, “the world is united”, “we are doomed” if we “don’t act now!”. Well, Kali Tribune’s Panel on Bullshit-phrases Change and Pseudo-Science Bashing, decided to grace a problem of “Climate Change” with a closer look. This is part one of the analysis in the experimental text (for guys) & audio (for girls of both sexes) format. Part two is due soon.