A Pocket Eurasian Dictionary

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  1. Mihai says:

    You should really put a warning sign at the beginning of posts like this.

    It is awkward to read at work and be the only one in a silent morning office laughing like an imbecile and hitting his desk with the fist in the process, while everybody else is looking inquiringly.

  2. Mihai says:

    Hmm let’s see:

    Geopolitical Orthodox: Western Orthodox Christian, newly converted, cites Patristics a lot, mercilessly hunts down heresies which are found everywhere except in the works of Geopolitical Santa Claus

    Geopolitical Byzantine: Geopolitical Orthodox who is convinced that Putin’s Russia is a continuation of the Byzantine/Tzarist Imperial Tradition.

    Breath-taking Geopolitical Byzantine: Geopolitical Byzantine who has no qualms to include even some historical portions of the Soviet Union in the continuation scheme cited above.

    Geopolitical Mileniarist: The one eagerly awaiting the Geopolitical Endkampf.

    Geopolitical anti-spectacle showman: Geopolitical expert who posts pictures with Dugin holding a missile launcher on his shoulders all the while claiming that he is against something he calls “the endless spectacle” which will apparently end soon.

    Endless spectacle: A spectacle which is not geopolitical i.e. Dugin is not the main actor.

    Geopolitical occamist: One for whom is obvious that everything related to Putin, Trump etc. is to be taken at face value, all the while anything in the other camp is psychological conditioning and media manipulation.

    Geopolitical insider: one who has inside news about what’s happening in Russia- he takes it from RT, which using the formula of the Geopolitical Occamist is most certainly reliable first-hand information.

    • Malić says:

      Updated. And I though I am evil …

      • Mihai says:

        Sorry, two more:

        Geopolitical Numerologist: One who holds that the 4th PT is the final revelation before the Geopolitical Eschaton (since 1+2+3+4=10, so after the 4th anything else is redundant)

        Geopolitical Heretic: one who is uninitiated in the geopolitical numerology an foolishly asks why a 4th ideology wouldn’t be followed by a 5th, 6th and so on down the indefinite numerical line…

  3. marko a. a. khatwah says:

    Haha, Genijalno!

    Submitting for review:

    Geopolitical Trinity: The Doctrine of Geopolitical Trinity holds that there is no GeoPolitika but One, existing in three hypostases; the Dugin, the Putin, and the EuroAsian Spirit.

    Geopolitical Apocalypse: Disclosure of the truest knowledge, about the Geopolitical endkampf. According to the Book of Geopolitical Revelation, the revelation which Dugin receives is that of the ultimate victory of good(матьРоссия) over evil(‘Murica), thus ending the Endless Spectacle.

    Book of Geopolitical Revelation (a.k.a. Foundations of Geopolitics): the Principal book of the Geopolitical New Testament is Alexandr Dugin’s magnum opus, in which he tells us the truest nature of Geopolitics and points the arduous path leading to the Holy city of Geopolitical New Jerusalem.

    Geopolitical New Testament: Alexandr Dugin’s body of work.

  4. marko a. a. khatwah says:

    one more…

    Geopolitical Yuga: Towards the end of the Kali Yuga, Sri Dugin (the final AvatarofGeoPolitika) shall return riding on a white ass, eager to do battle with Kali(a.k.a.Soros) and his globalist forces. Finally, after the complete annihilation of all globalist evil forces (and the Universe), a new golden age, known as Geopolitical Yuga, will begin.

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