Celibate pedophiles, virtuous pedophiles, non-contact pedophiles … there are such things, you know. Kali Tribune’s Department for Forcible Returning into Closets, Locking of Doors and Setting Them on Fire conducted the analysis of one friendly pedophile’s coming out attempt. Hope it hurts.
Kali Tribune’s Department of Broken Records and Doomsday Affairs got it’s tentacles on newest iteration in the long line of UN’s agendas to save the world on the brink of destruction. Meet Agenda 2030 and it’s illustrious promoters: High Level Panel of Eminent Persons. Come along and sing some of that ole’ sustainable blues with us.
The media are drowning the public in a flood of images depicting certain drowned boy. Kali Tribune’s Department of Iconoclastic Theory and Practice will provide you with just enough rope to catch some breath and say no to unsafe moral practices by which you can contract a shamefull veneration disease.
“White wounding” – a new way to make victimhood cool and real morality obsolete. In this short but sweet drive-by post Incompetent Reactionary draws our attention to a well known fact: that political correctness is auto castration.
Nostalgic about eighties? “The Day After” still gets you misty eyed? Ancient synths remind you of the first kiss you imagined or even performed? The memory of lithe body of C 64 personal computer still influences your opposite sex beauty standards? If so, press play on tape, let the Cyndy Lauper do her thing, and allow us to disillusion you with analysis of epitome movie of this sorry decade. Kali Tribune’s Department of flipping the ice cubes in monodimensial space and motion picture analysis presents the borderline insane analysis of John Carpenter’s “The Thing” and it’s relation to Cold War paranoia.
There’s nothing like a bit of that old End Times predicting to pass a hot summer’s day. Or so they say. Kali Tribune claims the better antidote to heat: cold beer and Rene Guenon’s explanation of why the world has got to end neither with a bang nor whimper, but with a hell of a laugh.
Zbigniew Brzezinski’s book “Between Two Ages – America’s Role in Technetronic Era” raises controversies even now, 45 years after it was written. Here on Kali Tribune we’ll revisit it to point out just how radical and insidious it’s purpose is.
Alexander Dugin’s Fourth political theory proposes to be a cure for the disease of modernity. In this essay Kali Tribune’s Department for Hermeneutics and Exorcism will demonstrate that if Dugin is your doctor, you are better off remaining sick.
A rant against postmodernity, Game of Thrones, posthumanism and – in sublime esoteric references – chemtrails. Read it and creep.
